I am never gonna finish this, am I? (The tags, they lie.) Skip this please?

If anyone remembers the five things that never happened AKA let's mess with timeline continuity post I did a long, long time back, I started another one. And then just never finished it because... IDK, words. Too many words. (That, and I need to decipher what I originally wrote down.) Maybe I'll just give one worded answers for the rest. I can do that.

( 2/5 is better than nothing? )